Nothing better than starting the year in a good mood, right? To bring luck, let go of sadness and invite joy to party with you! So, we've selected the best funny New Year phrases for you to laugh and share with your friends. See our suggestions below!
Funny New Year phrases for a lot of laughs
May 2022 bring me the patience and peace of mind that 2021 did not bring me.
That in 2022 I can conquer the crushes that I didn't conquer in 2021.
In 2023 I'll fix my life, 2022 is already very high...
Does anyone know how long it takes for someone who wore yellow on New Year's to get rich?
On New Year's, everyone seems to participate in the BBB: get ready to stay in the room.
New Year is coming and with it 365 new opportunities for you to do it all wrong again.
How am I going to spend New Year's Eve? If all goes well, drunk.
On this date, I wanted to send you something funny, amazing, tender, sexy, sweet and very interesting. But, sorry, I don't go through the screen. Happy New Year!
Happy New Year to my friends who are like speed cameras: even if I don't see them, I know they are always around.
Hope your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions... Happy 2022!
May you never lack love... But if it does, you know where to find me. Happy New Year!
I wanted to send you something super special for New Year, but I had a problem... How do I wrap a kiss?
You change your car, house, shoes, look, work, year, but never friends. Happy New Year!
May this year you find health, love, money, peace and everything you want. And what you don't find, Google it.
Retrospective 2021: I was a Muggle.
Advice for the New Year: the important thing is the money; health comes and goes; two words will open all doors for you: "pull and push"; every question has two points of view: the wrong one and yours. Happy New Year!
I'm so poor I'll hope it rains on New Year's to save on the fireworks!
Sympathy for making big money in 2022: get up early, shower and go to work.
In 2022 I won't drink anymore… Not less, I'll keep drinking the usual.
I remember 2021 like it was yesterday...
Skipping 7 waves to get lucky into the New Year didn't make a difference. I've been so unlucky that I need to jump 7 tsunamis anyway.
Is new Year! Pay attention to good things: they can already start to happen.
The Chinese are so advanced that until New Year they celebrate first.
Who writes “New Year” is because they don't know how to write “New Year's Eve”.
Goals for the New Year: whatever comes is profit!
There are so many people posting phrases of changes in the New Year that it seems that the person works with freight.
I've already made the decision: this new year I will start fulfilling the list of promises I made in 2005.
At the end of the year I remember the important things in life: vacation and thirteenth!
New Year is 99% angel, perfect. But that 1% is raisins in rice.
Happy New Year? But the year only starts after Carnival…
Did you like it? So, send it to friends so everyone can get into the high spirits of the upset! See also our New Year phrases that complement your vows. Surely a humorous New Year is the best choice. Happy New Year!
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